I recently attended the Olympics. There, I felt the Spirt Of The Olympics. I caught it with a large net and hid it in my luggage.

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(Currently seeking new projects)

Update: I am now fully booked again, but I’m keeping this up because Google likes my blog being updated now and then. Will post new work soon.